houseofalexzander:

Lustrous.

A man in the grocery store line today approached me and said, “Sir, when I first saw you I was extremely attracted to you, but then I noticed that you are a boy. How… I mean, why do you dress so provocatively?”

I responded, “Well, in today’s world the majority of the straight male race view women as objects, or something that belongs to them. I dress provocatively because it attracts the attention of men in a sexual and OBJECTIVE way. However, when realized that I am actually male, they often become confused, disgusted, upset or all of the above. By inflicting this minor emotional damaged upon the ego of a man raised by twisted societal gender norms, maybe, just maybe the individual will think twice before viewing another woman with an objective attitude and sense of belonging. No woman, belongs to ANYONE. Male or female, the equality of human beings needs to be a priority. It is something worth dressing up for.”

I AM NOT KIDDING. The woman behind me, the female cashier, the old lady bagging groceries and the woman in front of me who was talking on the phone STOPPED, …. and proceeded to gasp and clap. The man shook my hand, told me to have a blessed day and then said, “excuse me ladies, I need to visit my daughter.”

…. I was shaking by the time I walked out of the store.

- Elliott Alexzander

super-who-locked-in:

mollylynneftw:

caseyanthonyofficial:

colonelmustardgas:

caseyanthonyofficial:

caseyanthonyofficial:

I just started seeing a new girl and I have to say I like her a lot and I probably will be with her for a very long time

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markoftheasphodel:

dekodomo:

it’s actually probably a good thing lucina doesn’t inherit her mom’s hair color

don’t even get me started on the possible female avatar colors

(sully’s was the easiest to photoshop, sully/chrom is canon)

Sumia!Lucina looks beautiful, tho…

ask-manlord-hector:

SO. I ASKED THIS OLD MAN, NAMED HUBBA. WHO OR WHAT I SHOULD BE “BOATED” WITH. I BELIEVE THE TERMINOLOGY IS CORRECT THERE.HIS RESULTS ARE CORRECT.

ask-manlord-hector:

SO. I ASKED THIS OLD MAN, NAMED HUBBA. WHO OR WHAT I SHOULD BE “BOATED” WITH. I BELIEVE THE TERMINOLOGY IS CORRECT THERE.
HIS RESULTS ARE CORRECT.

Call of Duty

hipghost:

a 12 year old fucks everyone’s mother, thousands cry

lextenou:

amy-tabby:

amaradonis:

girlslovegamestoo:

Women of Steel

deep, heavy breathing

TOES HAVE CURLED THIS IS NOT A DRILL

One of my best friends in high school - back when dirt was young - was a jouster. She would be fully helmed until the final joust. When she won, she would remove her helm.

The sound was heard throughout the realm.

lextenou:

amy-tabby:

amaradonis:

girlslovegamestoo:

Women of Steel

deep, heavy breathing

TOES HAVE CURLED THIS IS NOT A DRILL

One of my best friends in high school - back when dirt was young - was a jouster. She would be fully helmed until the final joust. When she won, she would remove her helm.

The sound was heard throughout the realm.

bookofholsety:

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now let’s see if i chicken out from inciting homophobic wrath from the fandom

though admittedly i didn’t really see much for fe13 trying to make severa/kjelle a thing so idk

PAN FEE

YES GOOD

we need more blunt implications of different sexualities like this in the series 

im just pissed off at ike/soren and kjelle/severa barely going anywhere so yes thankyou please dont chicken out

dogtit:

LAUGHS BECAUSE CHARIZARD IS 5’7 AND SAMUS ARAN IS 6’3